Funny jokes
Q : What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? A : Magnets have a positive side!
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
Q : What is a girl friend?
A : Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
CHEM. TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
KID : "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
KID : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
Q : How do you make the number one disappear?
A : Add a "g" to it and it's "gone"!
Q : What is life ? A : The most transmited illness in the world.
Q : What`s the name of the arab dentist? A : BLEND AHMED
Q : Why are the dollars green ? A : They are so valuable that they were picked before they ripen
A blonde girl it`s walking in the middle of the street with a paper in her hand. A policeman is asking her " What do you think you`re doing? " A :" I`m driving an A4 ! "
In a select bar that is located on level 99 enters a guy .He leads directly to the bar and ask for a whiskey , then he opens the window and jumps . After a few seconds appears and askes for a whiskey, he drinks and sit at the table. A curious guy asked the miraculous drink , and after that he jumps . The upset bartender is approaching to the guy from the table and sais : " I`ve told you not to do anymore that kind of jokes, SUPERMAN! "